Ti amo Ariel! Drama on the Circumvesuviana Train

Ti amo Ariel, Drama on the Circumvesuviana Train
Jan 22 2014
Who every Ariel is she sure is liked.  At three consecutive trains stations there was graffiti that said, "Ti amo Ariel!" I love you Ariel.
There was a little drama on the train this morning. My bad.  Hey I'm an American I don't know the lay of the land.  It went something like this.
A scruffy man said down beside me and the lady across of him made the sign of the cross.  I figure some kind of hoodlum kind of trouble was coming
our way.  Then this other dude came over to me and he said to me "Italian stuff and more stuff etc".  People turned and looked. He pointed up. He was
pointing at my luggage with was about to fall on the hoodlum's head. I said, "I'll take that down" he replied in English, "There is a policy about
large things up there they can fall down and hurt someone". The train was packed solid and I could barely stand and I stretch up and
yanked the thing out and knocked the ceiling light loose. So now the lamp is loose and it's swinging and hanging partly down. Then I sat down with a two large pieces

of luggage on my lap.  Stacked up they went above my head. The lady across from, not the sign of the cross one another lady, came to my rescue and put the larger of

the two down between our legs. We were sitting facing each other. I was a bit frazzled from almost killing the hoodlum and for breaking the train. I let out a loud
sigh and people smiled.  It seemed they were saying, "Chill dude. We are in Naples. This is nothing for us."  Indeed 5 minutes later, the light was still hanging
down the bulb feel out, but no one seemed to give it a second thought.  Caio!